By PAT WATSON
Maria and her husband, Joe, were trying to stay ahead of a snowstorm while racing from Toronto to Ottawa Airport on Christmas Eve to pick up Maria's father, Ol' Joe, who was flying in from Trinidad when his flight was diverted because of the impending storm. But halfway there, Maria - eight months pregnant - went into labour.
Just as Joe slowed down to call 9-1-1, there came a siren whirring and lights flashing from behind them. An emergency medical vehicle cruised up beside their minivan as Joe pulled over. Three people jumped out and hurried over to Maria and Joe.
One woman in uniform was the first to speak.
"Evening folks. What seems to be the problem?"
Joe was stunned.